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daenystormborn:

Firefly Rewatch

S1.E04 (Shindig)

kaywinnetleetam:

Jumping on a bandwagon, Part III: Simon version (Last one, I swear. Probably.)

cchtml:

This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …

sonofthedesert:

Gateshead riverside, c.1879
(from Newcastle libraries)

sonofthedesert:

Gateshead riverside, c.1879

(from Newcastle libraries)

I dreamed last night that I was back in high school (a nightmare that haunts many of us, I know.) I still had my tattoo, though. It was career day, or something like it—according to our assembly, (which I skipped, because I was cleaning out my desk, which was inexplicably full of George Orwell books) we had to sign up/apply for three seperate career seminars/tests/things.

Thing was, when I finished clearing out all the old copies of 1984 and other lesser known works* and went out to see this career fair, it was made up entirely of martial arts schools, old kung-fu movie style. “You, too, can have a rewarding career in the Flying Blade Wushu Clan!” “Have you considered what being a Shao-lin monk could do for your future?”

I wound up talking to some very nice monks from the Red Lotus Order, who were all built like sumo wrestlers and told me proudly that their order had suffered the lightest casualties of any clan in the Iraq war, owing to their ability to heal people. (“That’s nice…”) They informed me, rather regretfully, that I would have to gain at least two hundred pounds and take a vow of celibacy to join. I wandered off to greener pastures.

Ursula Vernon (via fuckyeahursulavernon)

if a parrot steals your mp3 player in the mountains of new zealand does that make it

an iKea

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rambling-insanity:

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I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE


the purpose of this evolutionary adaptation becomes clear
(fact source)

the purpose of this evolutionary adaptation becomes clear

(fact source)