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Fic: Solitaire

unsuborsuper:

Fandom: Homestuck (and Problem Sleuth a bit I guess? MSPA. Yes.)

Characters: Diamonds Droog, the Midnight Crew, a drive-by appearance by an unnamed Pickle Inspector

Summary: A few short scenes from Midnight City, Derse, and the desert in between; or, why ace!DD? Why the hell not!

Stats: 1190 words, G-to-PG, almost entirely gen, also I got my how-do-carapaces-work headcanons all over it oops.

godtiercosbytop:

luxtempestas:

im a member of the midnight pack
idfk i felt like drawing some doges so i did

Their breeds are so accurate its not even funny.

godtiercosbytop:

luxtempestas:

im a member of the midnight pack

idfk i felt like drawing some doges so i did

Their breeds are so accurate its not even funny.

miketooch:

gaywalrus:

BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO THINK DRACONIAN DIGNITARY=DIAMONDS DROOG???????
And hopefully no one still thought Bec Noir = Spades Slick = Jack noir. 
And they are all completely separate people :U
The more you know!

THANK YOU! Every time something happens involving the Midnight Crew carapaces I have to explain to them which are which. Everyone keep this chart handy.

I must confess, I have a bad habit of using the Midnight Crew names for other sessions’ versions of the same carapaces, even though I know they’re different people. (Except Spades Slick, because Jack Noir is the more famous version of him.)

miketooch:

gaywalrus:

BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO THINK DRACONIAN DIGNITARY=DIAMONDS DROOG???????

And hopefully no one still thought Bec Noir = Spades Slick = Jack noir. 

And they are all completely separate people :U

The more you know!

THANK YOU! Every time something happens involving the Midnight Crew carapaces I have to explain to them which are which. Everyone keep this chart handy.

I must confess, I have a bad habit of using the Midnight Crew names for other sessions’ versions of the same carapaces, even though I know they’re different people. (Except Spades Slick, because Jack Noir is the more famous version of him.)

askirlmidnightcrew:

♦: While I appreciate the influx of more intriguing questions to us, I must refrain from showing you the answer to this one I am afraid.

♥: DEM GUYS AINT SHIT

♦: When Boxcars saw this question, he proceeded to write what seemed like a 3 page investigative journalism piece on how ‘HUNK RUMP IS A BIG BAG O DICKS’ and other reasons why it was a non reputable establishment, how they denied him work in years past, etc.

♥: I GOT A BETTER ASS THAN DEM

♦: By the third page he had started his 5th bottle of Bacardi and was rambling about he should start his own ‘hunk rump’ type establishment. He also attempted to make us film him to start said establishment.

♥: YOU GET OVER HERE YER GONNA BE IN MY MAGAZINE

?: Oh my god no go away please!

♦: I appreciate the effort you all put in to making these questions, but please avoid sensitive subjects like that. I assume you do want some form of response here, however, so I will placate you in from what I can tell is the standard Tumblr way; a cat doing something meaningless

 and gay men.


Enjoy.

((Art credit to This guy ))

brizstuck:

the stupidest thing i have ever drawn.

brizstuck:

the stupidest thing i have ever drawn.