♦: While I appreciate the influx of more intriguing questions to us, I must refrain from showing you the answer to this one I am afraid.
♥: DEM GUYS AINT SHIT
♦: When Boxcars saw this question, he proceeded to write what seemed like a 3 page investigative journalism piece on how ‘HUNK RUMP IS A BIG BAG O DICKS’ and other reasons why it was a non reputable establishment, how they denied him work in years past, etc.
♥: I GOT A BETTER ASS THAN DEM
♦: By the third page he had started his 5th bottle of Bacardi and was rambling about he should start his own ‘hunk rump’ type establishment. He also attempted to make us film him to start said establishment.
♥: YOU GET OVER HERE YER GONNA BE IN MY MAGAZINE
?: Oh my god no go away please!
♦: I appreciate the effort you all put in to making these questions, but please avoid sensitive subjects like that. I assume you do want some form of response here, however, so I will placate you in from what I can tell is the standard Tumblr way; a cat doing something meaningless
and gay men.
((Art credit to This guy ))